Sarah Beins is a Comedian, Announcer, Podcaster, Producer and Voice Over Artist.
BARE SQUARED @ Darwin Fringe
Sare had the absolute pleasure of returning to the Darwin Fringe Festival in 2025 with her second solo comedy show, BARE SQUARED – a bigger, bolder, and even barer follow-up to her debut!
Sare ‘Bare’ Beins (RAW Comedy finalist and ex-Mix 104.9 Brekky host) took audiences on a 45-minute rollercoaster of unfiltered stand-up, NSFW ukulele songs, and way-too-honest confessions. In her 30-somethings and (maybe) baby-curious, Sare unpacked identity, love, van-life disasters, and family chaos – proving the apple really didn’t fall far from the bonkers tree.
The show was a sold-out riot of laughs, gasps, and moments that made you wonder, “Did she really just say that?” With a mix of cheeky Darwin humour, brutally funny personal stories, and musical mischief, BARE SQUARED left audiences clutching their drinks, their pearls, and maybe their sides from laughing too hard.
BARE @ Darwin Fringe
Sare had the honour and privilege of performing her outrageous stand up show BARE at the Darwin Fringe Festival in 2024!
Sare ‘Bare’ Beins (RAW comedy finalist and ex-Mix104.9 Brekky host) bared it all—metaphorically, of course! Taking the stage for her first long-form comedy extravaganza filled with side splitting stories about her bizarre quirks, her queer adventures, and her secret wish to be a dude. Oh, and the daily disasters of being female—all served with a heavy dose of anxiety.
This show was strictly 18+ and gave both guys and gals a hilariously raw peek behind the curtain.
There was plenty of rude jokes, a ridiculously funny ukulele song, and local Darwin humour that’s spicier than a good laksa!
The Dumb AF Podcast
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Where quirky truths meet outrageous claims, and nothing is too strange to investigate. Hosted by Sare “Bare” Beins (and a rotating cast of legends), this weekly-ish show dives deep to debunk or validate the dumbest facts you’ve ever heard. With a mix of expert insights, surprising research, and a few hilariously unqualified opinions, we uncover the truth - and give you the perfect conversation starters for your next dinner party.
“Get rid of the shitty sound. Life’s too short.”
“Hans Zimmer”
Sarah Beins is an award winning talent with a unique sound that is versatile and adaptable.
Sarah is an audio fanatic who’s been in the media game for over 10 years. With extensive experience as a Podcaster, Radio Announcer, Producer, and Voice Over Artist, she’s passionate about creating content that’s as engaging as it is entertaining. When she’s not behind the mic, you’ll find her indulging in board sports, Netflix binges, and a questionable love of potatoes.
Her career spans an impressive range of roles, including Head of Podcasts at Podfire, where she produced and developed top shows such as The Buddy & Shane Show, Tappa’s Green Room, and The Unfunded Podcast (which she also co-hosted). In this role, Sarah was responsible for everything from concept development and talent procurement to recording, editing, video production for social media, and building sponsorship opportunities.
On the radio side, Sarah’s experience includes solo announcing for NEW FM in Newcastle and Hot Tomato on the Gold Coast, as well as breakfast radio hosting and producing alongside Dan Hilliard at Zoo FM in Dubbo and Mix1049 in Darwin. Over the years, she’s built a reputation for combining creativity with strategic thinking, bringing compelling stories to life and delivering high-quality audio that connects with audiences.
Best Of ZooFM Podcast
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Missing hearing Dan and Sarah on your radio waves?
Then tune into the Zoo FM Breakfast Podcast to listen to how this unlikely friendship all started